Burn immigrants for light

If you're captured you can't be a hero,
so in Trump's view McCain is a zero.
     His very narrow views
     Make clear who to choose.
Trump's tyranny would be likened to Nero.

So where does he stand???

Trump stood tough on immigrating thugs

Coming here with their crimes and their drugs.

     But he’s softening a bit,

     No wait – hardening is it.

Ummm….his policies still have a few bugs.

Rampant racism

Trump’s real platform is so hard to trace. 

On immigration he’s doing an about face.

     But one thing is certain

     When you throw back the curtain

He’s a provocateur on all matters of race.

He Cares for The Blacks

The Donald speaks out to The Blacks

They need him, cause they’re such sad sacks.

     They all live in despair

     But take hope, he does care

He tells The Whites, he’s got Blacks' backs.

A very short book tour!

“In Trump we Trust”, said author Ann Coulter.

She thought his plan for the wall couldn’t be bolder.

     “We’ll let them stay,

     But back taxes they’ll pay.”

The Donald just gave Ann the cold shoulder.

Trump's Strategy to Win

He brags about his enormous wealth,
Now spreads rumors on Hillary’s health,
     He’s been serially broke
     But she’s not ready to croak,
Thinks he can win by insults and stealth! 

                           by Sreeni

Who is she kidding?

With whom did Ms. Conway consult
Before saying Trump doesn't hurl an insult?
     Her assertion fell down,
     he called Joe and Mika a clown.
His regret should be not acting adult.

Bannon to the Rescue (?)

He is the prime loose cannon,
To bolster it he’s hired Bannon,
     Many a sinking poll
     Has taken its toll,
More shit will now fly with fan on!

                             by Sreeni

Reaching Out to (for?) Women

He imagines an electorate of all white males,
Now he’s counseled by his good friend Ailes,
     Nothing could be any crasser
     Than a serial sexual harasser,
To empower our 19th amendment females!

                                 -by Sreeni

Shake-up in the Trump Camp

Trump’s demotion of Paul Manafort

Sends a signal of greatest import

     “Moderation” no more

     Unvarnished Trump is in store    

Republicans should choose to abort.

Crowd size is not related to hand size

The Donald seems to be very proud
When he speaks of the size of his crowd.
     But one of the factors
     Is that many are actors.
And when asked, their support's disavowed.

Litmus Test Jest

For immigrants he proposes a litmus test,
He thinks he alone knows what is best;
     Based on hatred and bigotry
     Wouldn't he be denied entry,
Maybe this too he says just in sheer jest.

By Sreeni

Paul Manafort's Employers

Mr. Trump's got a new source of pain;
His aide got $12 mil from Ukraine.
    Make USA great,
    Like a Soviet state,
That's the aim of The Donald's campaign

                            - by Don Hubin

P.S. Of course the Ukraine is not a Soviet state. But the politician who Manafort worked for there, Yanukovuych, seemed happy to make it something like that.

No, seriously, democracy works...

Trump says that he just can’t be beat

Unless Philly voters all cheat.

     The polls must be wrong

     Cause he pulls in a throng

How much nonsense can one man excrete?

Trump's Loose Lips

Urges gun owners to do his bidding
Then shrugs he was only kidding,     
     He shoots from the hip     
     Often with his loose lip,
Scary where this election is heading. 

                            by Sreeni

Behind the curtain

Obama's the founder of ISIS,
And Hillary can't lead in a crisis.
     Trump uses such lies
     to try to disguise
His own flaws, weakness, and vices.

If We Could Turn Back Time...

It's true that he should have pulled out
Of that, there is simply no doubt.
     But I don't mean Barack
     From the war in Iraq --
It's Trump's daddy I'm talking about!

Second Amendment People

Trump fails his attempt to reboot

With his Second Amendment salute.

     If Clinton should say

     Take their gun rights away

He hints his supporters should shoot.

Me no like reporters

He claims the reporters "don't write good"
When writing stories on him like they should.
     But his polls have gone south
     Because he opens his mouth.
He wouldn't filter his words if he could.

Who's short circuited?

His attacks have become very tired.
The latest is "Hillary's cross-wired."
     It's knowledge he lacks
     And he ignores the facts.
I'd love to tell Donald "You're fired!"

GOP Predicament

With his foot firmly thrust in his maw
Polls trending lower than we ever saw;
     Things getting frantic,
     GOP in virtual panic
Stuck on a nominee with many a flaw!

             by Sreeni

Extra! Extra!

The biggest news story this week

Came when Donald Trump stood up to speak

     For minutes on end

     He didn’t offend!

Now he’s back to his old ranting streak.

Sexual Harassment

Most people are truly aghast

At Trump’s counsel to those harassed:

     There’s no need to sob

     Go find a new job

Strong women can do so and fast.

Time for an Intervention

Trump’s run needs an intervention

To stop the spreading dissension.

     Reince Priebus and Newt

     Giuliani to boot

Work toward a Trump reinvention.

The Illegal

When Trump’s wife came to work from abroad

Her tourist visa made her a fraud.

     But as long as you’re white

     You can stay – it’s all right

That’s logic that’s racist and flawed.

Donald on a Leash

For months it's been "Donald, Unchained"
Now we see him finally reined.
     He reads from a list,
     Endorsing people he's pissed,
Though the fondness is certainly feigned.

                         by Don Hubin

Who's Next?

He even throws out crying babies
Barks like he has a case of rabies,
     Which group will he now pillory
     Other than his arch rival Hillary,
Or is it plain hoof in mouth disease!

                              by Sreeni

Make America Grate Again!

He claims to be our Voice
All he blares is empty noise
     Spewing insults galore
     Can’t take it no more
This folks is the GOP’s choice?!

                       by Sreeni

Only I can fix it...

Trump is quick with his Hillary chastisement,

and often offers a false advertisement.

     He strays from the truth

     and he's totally uncouth.

We’re tired of his self-aggrandizement.

Easier than going to war

He’s a megalomaniac like Bonaparte

And his egotism is way off the chart.

     But one thing is true,

     At the Battle of Waterloo,

Napoleon would have earned his purple heart.

Trump's Imagination

More figments of Trump's imagination,
Which is a jungle of misinformation,
     First Muslims a'dancin',
     Now planes full of ransom.
We're in trouble if he leads our nation.

                      by Don Hubin

Trump's Editorial Review of the NYTimes

The New York Times' "a disaster,"
Said the orange-skinned loonies' ringmaster.
    They cannot "write good"
     Like journalists should.
To the literate, this claim provokes laughter.

                            by Don Hubin

It's Rigged Against Me!

"The November 8th fix is in,"
Says the man with extremely thin skin.
    What proof has he got?
     He thinks quite a lot:
"If it were fair, I would certainly win!"

                               by Don Hubin

New York Post-er Girl

Trump pledges to crack down on porn

Another Trump pledge that earns scorn!

     See the pics of his wife

     From the Post - large as life

She’s as nude as the day she was born.

Trump's Sacrifice

He says he has sacrificed lots,
Though it's not like he took any shots
    Tall buildings he made
    And he hardly got paid,
Except for the jets and the yachts.

                             by Don Hubin