Don't Stumpf for Drumpf

There's similarities with Wells Fargo's Stumpf,
and the "businessman" Donald J. Trump.
     Financial laws they flaunt,
    and take the money they want.
Then throw their employees on the dump.

Trump’s First Miss Universe

Trump fat-shamed Alicia Machado

With bluster and nasty bravado.

      A girl then just twenty

      He tormented her plenty

The guy is a super dickwad-o.

Maybe his 10 year old could get "tough on the cyber"

A threat are those cyber attackers,
Still Trump won't call out the Russian hackers.
     No, it's a 400 lb man,
     (Probably a Hillary fan.)
How clueless are Trump and his backers?

He says it worked in New York...

"Stop and frisk" is his stated solution.
It's nothing more than continued persecution.
     The use of racial profiling
     Causes Trump to keep smiling.
As again he ignores the constitution.
 

And buy me another portrait

There's no reason for his popularity.
True statements from him are a rarity.
     And should he get sued,
     His twisted attitude
Is to settle the suit from his charity.

Hey, Thanks for Clearing That Up!

Trump’s “research” has now been concluded.

Can his fans really be this deluded?

     He says now it’s clear

     Barack was born here

No one sane ever thought this disputed.

Disarming

Trump calls on her guards to disarm

He must mean they need increased charm.

     He can’t mean to incite

     The gun loving Alt-Right.

Does he really wish Hillary harm?

North Korean Endorsement

North Korea backs Donald to win

He’s “prescient” and “wise,” is their spin.

     He’s “not screwy at all”

     Another great call

Kim Jong Un’s not exactly a ten!

You can't make this stuff up!  http://www.reuters.com/article/us-northkorea-usa-trump-idUSKCN0YN35S

Just Say Nyet!

Now that he’s gone full pro-Soviet
Can’t just sit by and say so be it,
     With a sly spy to slow dance
     Is taking a very risky chance,
Isn’t it high time to just say nyet!

By Sreeni

How Low Can He Go?

The Freedom Kids have a new song

It goes “Donald Trump done us wrong.”

     They’re planning to sue

     Cause he didn’t come through -

Does cheating kids prove that you’re strong?

      

What a Coincidence!!

It’s happenstance, both of them say

Trump gave Bondi $25K

      And she didn’t pursue

      Fraud charged of Trump U

This scandal’s a real pay to play.

The Dangers of Taco Trucks

On every corner will rise a yummy taco truck!
Boo, Trumpies scared shitless yelling WTF,
     But one might wonder in all candor
     Why misuse a taco bowl to pander,
His next tweet will be him eating Peking Duck!

                               by Sreeni

Paying for the Wall

Mexican Prez hosted the hateful gringo
Though he knows no word of their lingo,
     Said he’ll build the wall
     And soon deport them all,
But them pay for it is a certain no go! 

                         by Sreeni

Mexico's President and The Morning After

World leaders who wish to retain

Their positions, might want to refrain

     From appearing with Trump --

     See their poll numbers slump

Nieto is feeling our pain.