Roger That!

The Donald has gone off the rails

His vulgar persona prevails.

     He talks about rigging--

     Good lord, what’s he swigging?

He’s even pissed off Roger Ailes!

Paying the Price

With his campaign in utter shambles
He lapses into incoherent rambles,
     Got away dissing many a minority
     But now pissing off a big majority,
Paying a price for his unruly gambles!

                          - by Sreeni

Trump's Scapegoating

As his candidacy goes up in flames
Amid rampant sexual assault claims 
     He’s clutching at straws
     To defend his groping paws 
Everyone else is who he now blames!

                            - by Sreeni

Different Travails

He’s haunted by past females
She is taunted by old emails
     Both handling hot potatoes
     Even recipes for risottos
To each his or her own travails!

                         - by Sreeni

Money Troubles

Trump donors want their money back

They give less now to his SuperPAC.

     “Refund our gifts please,

     We can’t give to this sleaze.”

They regret their support of this quack!

Ick, Ick, Ick

The Donald’s behavior is lewd;

His approach to women most crude.

     How sad to need money

     To get him a honey,

Poor wretched old orange-haired dude.

Send Back the Clown

We saw a crazy creepy clown
With orange hair and a frown
     True to his revealed image
     He kept stalking her on stage
As his freaky ship goes down!

By Sreeni