TWO LIMERICKS ON REACTIONS TO THE INSURRECTION OF JANUARY 6

The artful dodger Lindsey Graham

Has his own point of view on the mayhem.

At first he tut-tutted,

Then auto-rebutted

Saying Trump should not get all the bla-ame.

Just as bad was Kevin McCarthy,

Slippery scion of the Republican Party.

While others might pounce,

He refused to denounce,

Thinking this made him the consummate smarty.

 

Anon

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The Republicans are all in a stew

As they try to decide what to do.

     They did evict him,

     But will they convict him?

If they do, we’ll all say “Whoop-dee-do!”

Anon

BULLETIN

Trump has now fled to Mar-a-Lago

Not to Houston, Miami, or Chicago.

     Is he biding his time?

     Plotting more crime?

Or just flailing about in a fog-o?

ANON

To DJT from the Justice Department and SDNY

You boast of the giant arenas

you filled with your MAGA hyenas.

         Now that you’re not in charge

         all you’ll have that is large

is a pile of our potent subpoenas.

Moving On!!!

He boasted and lied till the end.
But now we are rounding the bend.

     He’s finally gone
     And we’re moving on
With hopes that our country can mend.

By Linda Gunther

Insurrection

 Song of Trump Insurrectionists

What is it we’re supposed to do?

He told us the problem is you.

If you’re against him, you’re evil.

We'll plot your upheaval

If we feel righteous, it isn’t a coup.

 

Song to Trump Insurrectionists

You really do not understand.

Can’t always have the upper hand.

         Your ignorance is showing.

         Now to prison you’re going.

You’re in a self-righteous dreamland.

Anti-Social Media

 

Facebook, Parler, 4chan, and Twitter.

All disinformation transmitters.

         Then there’s Newsmax and FOX,

         a self-serving soap box

and cacophony of hostile chitter.