No More Mitch

Mitch, you are worse than a coward.

On your belly so long, it’s been scoured.

         You’re a Slytherin looter

         with appendages neuter.

In our history books, you’ll be devoured.

Every Day is a Constitutional Convention

With wisdom and great fortitude

the founders and framers imbued

         in our lawmakers' pens

         so again and again

our Republic is felled or renewed.

 

Conviction

Horse thieves are hung and necks swollen

Not just for the crew that they roll in.

         It’s the way of the West

         The law does not rest

So that horses will never be stolen.