Greatness Redefined

Insult replaces debate;

He capitalizes on hate;

   Trump spouts “law and order”

   And closing the border,

And says this is what makes us “great.”

By Steve Fink

A Convention Like No Other

The RNC features Tim Tebow

And Ruffin who owns a casino

     Average people like these

     Will put voters at ease

With the fabulous insights they show.

Best VP Choice, Hands Down!

His choice for VP makes good sense;

He’s picked Indiana’s Mike Pence.

   A strong Trump supporter

   And Christian exhorter

With hands that are really immense!

By Steve Fink

Celebrity Apprentice

The Donald must pick a VP

An apprentice who gets policy.

     There’s much apprehension

     About the convention

Who will this celebrity be?

Party of Lincoln

Trump’s taking the Party of Lincoln

Down pathways disgusting and stinkin’.

     He’s stoking mistrust

     Inspiring disgust

Let’s hope that support for him’s shrinkin’!

Notorious RBG

Justice Ginsburg “disgraces” the court

Says Trump in his pompous report.

     RBG won’t back down

     From condemning that clown

“He’s a faker” is her tough retort.

Good call, Murphy

While both were students at Wharton,
Bergen said Trump once came a courtin'
     Donald: "I was great"
     Candice: "Real bad date"
His nose grows (and his fingers shorten.)