A Game No One Could Win

A Euchre game no one could win,

T’was John, Marco, Ted, and Ben,

     Each player a chump,

     All following Trump,

Who made America hate again.

Kevin O'Conner

The Power of a Trump Tweet

A thousand Muslims cheered in the street!
Obama's documentation? Incomplete!
     Scalia was killed!
     Hillary is unskilled!
It's true, because I put it in a tweet. 

Matt Sexton

No Good Path

Republicans face a real schism

Due largely to Trump’s narcissism

       Stay home, lose the court

       Vote Trump, be a sport

And be guilty of HUGE jingoism!

Fatherly Feelings?

He can make any woman a hater,
cause his favorability to crater,
     It filled many with dread,
     when he actually said,
If she weren't my daughter, I'd date her. 

Matt Sexton

Good businessman? (not so much)

 "I'll make money for you, you will find!"
So investors came forward and signed.
     But the Trump Taj Mahal
     And its stock took a fall.
But his pockets were already lined.

Loser

Trump's Castle and Taj were sublime
But grew ramshackle in a short time.
     His casinos went broke
     Wait - that must be a joke!
The house never loses a dime.

Blow 'em up!

So now it's just Donald and Hillary. 

He'll double down on the people he'll pillory

      Renew his call 

      For a Mexican wall

And for ISIS families, artillery.