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Thursday, July 28, 2016
Slippery Slander Slope
Trump says that he was just kidding.
That’s a slippery slope that he’s skidding.
For slander to say
And then laugh it away
Foretells a reign dark and forbidding.
Demagogue Despot BFFs
Some think they're especially bad,
Mr. Trump and his dear comrade,
Like peas in a pod,
They each think themselves god,
The Donald and good buddy Vlad.
- by Don Hubin
His blinders are on
There's more false claims from the windbag,
Complaining that the stage had no flag.
But let's set it straight,
All night there were eight.
Once again, Trump's tweets make us gag.
Motivation
Is it possible he is sincere
When his head is oft up his rear?
His remarks are offensive
Hair color expensive
While his personal motives are clear.
By David Hoover
Wednesday, July 27, 2016
The Education of Mrs. Trump
Melania’s site has come down
Her education’s the talk of the town!
Does she have a degree?
Trump U should be free
Since she’s shacked up with Donald the Clown.
Hack in the USSR
Trump’s causing Republican mutiny
His comments receiving much scrutiny
Has he lost all reason
To resort to such treason?
It’s just that he loves all that’s Putin-y.
Thursday, July 21, 2016
He gave Trump's ego a bruise...
There was not an endorsement by Cruz,
So the delegates responded with boos.
Ted's got his eyes
On the 2020 prize
And he fully expects Trump to lose.
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