Roger That!

The Donald has gone off the rails

His vulgar persona prevails.

     He talks about rigging--

     Good lord, what’s he swigging?

He’s even pissed off Roger Ailes!

Paying the Price

With his campaign in utter shambles
He lapses into incoherent rambles,
     Got away dissing many a minority
     But now pissing off a big majority,
Paying a price for his unruly gambles!

                          - by Sreeni

Trump's Scapegoating

As his candidacy goes up in flames
Amid rampant sexual assault claims 
     He’s clutching at straws
     To defend his groping paws 
Everyone else is who he now blames!

                            - by Sreeni

Different Travails

He’s haunted by past females
She is taunted by old emails
     Both handling hot potatoes
     Even recipes for risottos
To each his or her own travails!

                         - by Sreeni

Money Troubles

Trump donors want their money back

They give less now to his SuperPAC.

     “Refund our gifts please,

     We can’t give to this sleaze.”

They regret their support of this quack!

Ick, Ick, Ick

The Donald’s behavior is lewd;

His approach to women most crude.

     How sad to need money

     To get him a honey,

Poor wretched old orange-haired dude.

Send Back the Clown

We saw a crazy creepy clown
With orange hair and a frown
     True to his revealed image
     He kept stalking her on stage
As his freaky ship goes down!

By Sreeni

Don't Stumpf for Drumpf

There's similarities with Wells Fargo's Stumpf,
and the "businessman" Donald J. Trump.
     Financial laws they flaunt,
    and take the money they want.
Then throw their employees on the dump.

Trump’s First Miss Universe

Trump fat-shamed Alicia Machado

With bluster and nasty bravado.

      A girl then just twenty

      He tormented her plenty

The guy is a super dickwad-o.

Maybe his 10 year old could get "tough on the cyber"

A threat are those cyber attackers,
Still Trump won't call out the Russian hackers.
     No, it's a 400 lb man,
     (Probably a Hillary fan.)
How clueless are Trump and his backers?

He says it worked in New York...

"Stop and frisk" is his stated solution.
It's nothing more than continued persecution.
     The use of racial profiling
     Causes Trump to keep smiling.
As again he ignores the constitution.
 

And buy me another portrait

There's no reason for his popularity.
True statements from him are a rarity.
     And should he get sued,
     His twisted attitude
Is to settle the suit from his charity.

Hey, Thanks for Clearing That Up!

Trump’s “research” has now been concluded.

Can his fans really be this deluded?

     He says now it’s clear

     Barack was born here

No one sane ever thought this disputed.

Disarming

Trump calls on her guards to disarm

He must mean they need increased charm.

     He can’t mean to incite

     The gun loving Alt-Right.

Does he really wish Hillary harm?

North Korean Endorsement

North Korea backs Donald to win

He’s “prescient” and “wise,” is their spin.

     He’s “not screwy at all”

     Another great call

Kim Jong Un’s not exactly a ten!

You can't make this stuff up!  http://www.reuters.com/article/us-northkorea-usa-trump-idUSKCN0YN35S

Just Say Nyet!

Now that he’s gone full pro-Soviet
Can’t just sit by and say so be it,
     With a sly spy to slow dance
     Is taking a very risky chance,
Isn’t it high time to just say nyet!

By Sreeni

How Low Can He Go?

The Freedom Kids have a new song

It goes “Donald Trump done us wrong.”

     They’re planning to sue

     Cause he didn’t come through -

Does cheating kids prove that you’re strong?

      

What a Coincidence!!

It’s happenstance, both of them say

Trump gave Bondi $25K

      And she didn’t pursue

      Fraud charged of Trump U

This scandal’s a real pay to play.

The Dangers of Taco Trucks

On every corner will rise a yummy taco truck!
Boo, Trumpies scared shitless yelling WTF,
     But one might wonder in all candor
     Why misuse a taco bowl to pander,
His next tweet will be him eating Peking Duck!

                               by Sreeni

Paying for the Wall

Mexican Prez hosted the hateful gringo
Though he knows no word of their lingo,
     Said he’ll build the wall
     And soon deport them all,
But them pay for it is a certain no go! 

                         by Sreeni

Mexico's President and The Morning After

World leaders who wish to retain

Their positions, might want to refrain

     From appearing with Trump --

     See their poll numbers slump

Nieto is feeling our pain.

Burn immigrants for light

If you're captured you can't be a hero,
so in Trump's view McCain is a zero.
     His very narrow views
     Make clear who to choose.
Trump's tyranny would be likened to Nero.

So where does he stand???

Trump stood tough on immigrating thugs

Coming here with their crimes and their drugs.

     But he’s softening a bit,

     No wait – hardening is it.

Ummm….his policies still have a few bugs.

Rampant racism

Trump’s real platform is so hard to trace. 

On immigration he’s doing an about face.

     But one thing is certain

     When you throw back the curtain

He’s a provocateur on all matters of race.

He Cares for The Blacks

The Donald speaks out to The Blacks

They need him, cause they’re such sad sacks.

     They all live in despair

     But take hope, he does care

He tells The Whites, he’s got Blacks' backs.

A very short book tour!

“In Trump we Trust”, said author Ann Coulter.

She thought his plan for the wall couldn’t be bolder.

     “We’ll let them stay,

     But back taxes they’ll pay.”

The Donald just gave Ann the cold shoulder.

Trump's Strategy to Win

He brags about his enormous wealth,
Now spreads rumors on Hillary’s health,
     He’s been serially broke
     But she’s not ready to croak,
Thinks he can win by insults and stealth! 

                           by Sreeni

Who is she kidding?

With whom did Ms. Conway consult
Before saying Trump doesn't hurl an insult?
     Her assertion fell down,
     he called Joe and Mika a clown.
His regret should be not acting adult.

Bannon to the Rescue (?)

He is the prime loose cannon,
To bolster it he’s hired Bannon,
     Many a sinking poll
     Has taken its toll,
More shit will now fly with fan on!

                             by Sreeni

Reaching Out to (for?) Women

He imagines an electorate of all white males,
Now he’s counseled by his good friend Ailes,
     Nothing could be any crasser
     Than a serial sexual harasser,
To empower our 19th amendment females!

                                 -by Sreeni

Shake-up in the Trump Camp

Trump’s demotion of Paul Manafort

Sends a signal of greatest import

     “Moderation” no more

     Unvarnished Trump is in store    

Republicans should choose to abort.

Crowd size is not related to hand size

The Donald seems to be very proud
When he speaks of the size of his crowd.
     But one of the factors
     Is that many are actors.
And when asked, their support's disavowed.

Litmus Test Jest

For immigrants he proposes a litmus test,
He thinks he alone knows what is best;
     Based on hatred and bigotry
     Wouldn't he be denied entry,
Maybe this too he says just in sheer jest.

By Sreeni

Paul Manafort's Employers

Mr. Trump's got a new source of pain;
His aide got $12 mil from Ukraine.
    Make USA great,
    Like a Soviet state,
That's the aim of The Donald's campaign

                            - by Don Hubin

P.S. Of course the Ukraine is not a Soviet state. But the politician who Manafort worked for there, Yanukovuych, seemed happy to make it something like that.

No, seriously, democracy works...

Trump says that he just can’t be beat

Unless Philly voters all cheat.

     The polls must be wrong

     Cause he pulls in a throng

How much nonsense can one man excrete?

Trump's Loose Lips

Urges gun owners to do his bidding
Then shrugs he was only kidding,     
     He shoots from the hip     
     Often with his loose lip,
Scary where this election is heading. 

                            by Sreeni

Behind the curtain

Obama's the founder of ISIS,
And Hillary can't lead in a crisis.
     Trump uses such lies
     to try to disguise
His own flaws, weakness, and vices.

If We Could Turn Back Time...

It's true that he should have pulled out
Of that, there is simply no doubt.
     But I don't mean Barack
     From the war in Iraq --
It's Trump's daddy I'm talking about!

Second Amendment People

Trump fails his attempt to reboot

With his Second Amendment salute.

     If Clinton should say

     Take their gun rights away

He hints his supporters should shoot.

Me no like reporters

He claims the reporters "don't write good"
When writing stories on him like they should.
     But his polls have gone south
     Because he opens his mouth.
He wouldn't filter his words if he could.

Who's short circuited?

His attacks have become very tired.
The latest is "Hillary's cross-wired."
     It's knowledge he lacks
     And he ignores the facts.
I'd love to tell Donald "You're fired!"

GOP Predicament

With his foot firmly thrust in his maw
Polls trending lower than we ever saw;
     Things getting frantic,
     GOP in virtual panic
Stuck on a nominee with many a flaw!

             by Sreeni

Extra! Extra!

The biggest news story this week

Came when Donald Trump stood up to speak

     For minutes on end

     He didn’t offend!

Now he’s back to his old ranting streak.

Sexual Harassment

Most people are truly aghast

At Trump’s counsel to those harassed:

     There’s no need to sob

     Go find a new job

Strong women can do so and fast.

Time for an Intervention

Trump’s run needs an intervention

To stop the spreading dissension.

     Reince Priebus and Newt

     Giuliani to boot

Work toward a Trump reinvention.

The Illegal

When Trump’s wife came to work from abroad

Her tourist visa made her a fraud.

     But as long as you’re white

     You can stay – it’s all right

That’s logic that’s racist and flawed.

Donald on a Leash

For months it's been "Donald, Unchained"
Now we see him finally reined.
     He reads from a list,
     Endorsing people he's pissed,
Though the fondness is certainly feigned.

                         by Don Hubin

Who's Next?

He even throws out crying babies
Barks like he has a case of rabies,
     Which group will he now pillory
     Other than his arch rival Hillary,
Or is it plain hoof in mouth disease!

                              by Sreeni

Make America Grate Again!

He claims to be our Voice
All he blares is empty noise
     Spewing insults galore
     Can’t take it no more
This folks is the GOP’s choice?!

                       by Sreeni

Only I can fix it...

Trump is quick with his Hillary chastisement,

and often offers a false advertisement.

     He strays from the truth

     and he's totally uncouth.

We’re tired of his self-aggrandizement.

Easier than going to war

He’s a megalomaniac like Bonaparte

And his egotism is way off the chart.

     But one thing is true,

     At the Battle of Waterloo,

Napoleon would have earned his purple heart.

Trump's Imagination

More figments of Trump's imagination,
Which is a jungle of misinformation,
     First Muslims a'dancin',
     Now planes full of ransom.
We're in trouble if he leads our nation.

                      by Don Hubin

Trump's Editorial Review of the NYTimes

The New York Times' "a disaster,"
Said the orange-skinned loonies' ringmaster.
    They cannot "write good"
     Like journalists should.
To the literate, this claim provokes laughter.

                            by Don Hubin

It's Rigged Against Me!

"The November 8th fix is in,"
Says the man with extremely thin skin.
    What proof has he got?
     He thinks quite a lot:
"If it were fair, I would certainly win!"

                               by Don Hubin

New York Post-er Girl

Trump pledges to crack down on porn

Another Trump pledge that earns scorn!

     See the pics of his wife

     From the Post - large as life

She’s as nude as the day she was born.

Trump's Sacrifice

He says he has sacrificed lots,
Though it's not like he took any shots
    Tall buildings he made
    And he hardly got paid,
Except for the jets and the yachts.

                             by Don Hubin

Slippery Slander Slope

Trump says that he was just kidding.

That’s a slippery slope that he’s skidding.

For slander to say

And then laugh it away

Foretells a reign dark and forbidding.

Demagogue Despot BFFs

Some think they're especially bad,
Mr. Trump and his dear comrade,
     Like peas in a pod,
     They each think themselves god,
The Donald and good buddy Vlad.

                           - by Don Hubin

His blinders are on

There's more false claims from the windbag,
Complaining that the stage had no flag.
     But let's set it straight,
     All night there were eight.
Once again, Trump's tweets make us gag.

Motivation

Is it possible he is sincere

When his head is oft up his rear?

His remarks are offensive

Hair color expensive

While his personal motives are clear.

By David Hoover

The Education of Mrs. Trump

Melania’s site has come down

Her education’s the talk of the town!

     Does she have a degree?

     Trump U should be free

Since she’s shacked up with Donald the Clown.

Hack in the USSR

Trump’s causing Republican mutiny

His comments receiving much scrutiny

     Has he lost all reason

     To resort to such treason?

It’s just that he loves all that’s Putin-y.

He gave Trump's ego a bruise...

There was not an endorsement by Cruz,
So the delegates responded with boos.
     Ted's got his eyes
     On the 2020 prize
And he fully expects Trump to lose.

I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

The GOP says the world will implode

if we continue down the Democrat’s road.

     Will Trump keep us safe?

     The thought makes me chafe.
He can’t wait to get the nuclear code.

Where's the mirror?

Trump's people look for others to shame.
Manafort looked at Clinton to defame.
     The world realized
     Melania plagiarized.
Now Merideth McGiver gets the blame.

Never Truman

There’s one quote that you’ll never hear

Plagiarized by Melania dear

     Neither she nor her spouse

     Will ever espouse

A belief that the buck stops right here.

Melania's speech

The current Trump wife was a hit

Her speech full of charm, grace, and wit.

     But wait for the drama

     Who wrote it?  Obama!

She copied Michelle’s lines – that twit!

How loyal, Ivana and Marla?

"He's intensely loyal, he won't let you down."
Says Trump's third wife, dressed up in her gown.
     How loyal he'll be
     Is easy to see.
Ask creditors screwed by this orange clown.

Boo hoo

Trump stands for a party united

Says Manafort proud and delighted.

     But his team has no love

     For John Kasich, our gov –

His absence makes Donald feel slighted.

Conventional Open Carry

Ohio feels much apprehension

For the RNC Cleveland convention.

     Guns will not be banned

     Open carry will stand

Police tried but could not get suspension.

It's all about me!

The news conference was seemingly tense,
when Trump introduces Mike Pence.
     He soon set the tone
     and left him on stage alone.
Another sign of Trump's true moral sense.

Could you not predict the response?

Trump presented T-P as his logo,
with the T up and down like a yo-yo.
     Not just a bad graphic
     But quite pornographic.
So he quickly decides it's a no-go.

The Logo

Trump’s logo defines his campaign

It’s thoughtless and mildly profane.

     So bend over Pence

     It will be this way hence

You’re part of the Donald Trump train.

Greatness Redefined

Insult replaces debate;

He capitalizes on hate;

   Trump spouts “law and order”

   And closing the border,

And says this is what makes us “great.”

By Steve Fink

A Convention Like No Other

The RNC features Tim Tebow

And Ruffin who owns a casino

     Average people like these

     Will put voters at ease

With the fabulous insights they show.

Best VP Choice, Hands Down!

His choice for VP makes good sense;

He’s picked Indiana’s Mike Pence.

   A strong Trump supporter

   And Christian exhorter

With hands that are really immense!

By Steve Fink

Celebrity Apprentice

The Donald must pick a VP

An apprentice who gets policy.

     There’s much apprehension

     About the convention

Who will this celebrity be?

Party of Lincoln

Trump’s taking the Party of Lincoln

Down pathways disgusting and stinkin’.

     He’s stoking mistrust

     Inspiring disgust

Let’s hope that support for him’s shrinkin’!

Notorious RBG

Justice Ginsburg “disgraces” the court

Says Trump in his pompous report.

     RBG won’t back down

     From condemning that clown

“He’s a faker” is her tough retort.

Good call, Murphy

While both were students at Wharton,
Bergen said Trump once came a courtin'
     Donald: "I was great"
     Candice: "Real bad date"
His nose grows (and his fingers shorten.)

Not the Constitution - maybe the Declaration of Human Rights?

Trump thinks there's an Article twelve.
He's more clueless the deeper we delve.
     His knowledge is shallow,
     his experience, callow.
His candidacy's something to shelve.

Inspired by Saddam

Dictators would make this world great

Saddam and Gadhafi – a slate!

      Killed the terrorists good

     They did what they should

Trump inspires our country to hate.

His Greatest Con

Consider the glorious Don:
Scam after scam does he spawn.
   The Donald Trump choosers
   He would consider all losers;
They're victims of his greatest con.

                    by Don Hubin

Equal Opportunity

Alas, our whole system is rigged,

The Donald’s supporters all twigged.

     Poor Trump had no chance

     To grow rich and advance

That must be some good stuff he swigged.

Not the sheriff

Trump should check the encyclopedia,

Or at least open Wikipedia.  

      Demeaning David's Star
      Just shows who you are. 

But he blames the dishonest media.

He's like a "Face in the Crowd"

Trump claims he can run our great nation

but he's thriving on crowd adulation. 

     He's followed by sheep

     Now he's in way too deep. 

What we need from the Donald is cessation. 

Throwaway wives - matching beliefs

Trump may choose his VP to be Newt.

Could he find someone of lower repute?

       "She's too ugly," Newt says

       "To be the wife of the pres."

So he gave his first wife the boot.

Trump on Trade

Nothing could ever be fine-a

Than Trumped up trade wars with China

     We’ll pull out of NAFTA

     You know that we’ll hafta

With laws soon to be asinine-a.

Thin skin, thick skull

Donald and Brexit's lead Boris
Both think that "Hairstylists adore us."
     The wigs aforesaid
     Just cover a head
With a skull like an ankylosaurus.

Nuke 'em, Donno

Bob Gates thinks that the logic is marginal

To trust Trump with the nuclear arsenal.

     To give him the code

     is disaster forebode.

His tiny finger on the button is farcical.

Ewwwww...

Want a 10? It's not Heidi Klum.
And Huffington rides on a broom
     Jolie's dated too many,
     Carly's homely as any.
His choice - Ivanka, I presume.

Hypocritic oaf

Trump argues that he's for free trade,
But mention NAFTA and get a tirade.
     China makes him mad,
     And South Korea is bad.
But ask him where his clothing is made.

Cleveland Revolt

Trump’s bid for election is jolting

So much that his party is bolting.

     They may stage a coup

     In Cleveland, it’s true –

Fact is, Trump’s the one who’s revolting!

"Pants on Fire" ...again

A “politician” of way too much note

Praised the Scots for their Brexit vote.

     But, oh by the way,

     Scotland voted to stay.

“Pants on fire” for another Trump quote.

The only thing to fear, is fear itself

Trump has phobias, you and I know. 

Xeno-, Islamo-, homo-, and Sino-

     (When you look at his head

      It's malia- to dread.)

But when he thinks of Clinton it's gyno-

Turnberry Trump

Protesters at Turnberry Trump

Object to the bigoted grump.

     Can’t we please just play golf

     Minus modern Adolf?

The Scots have no love for this chump.

Freedom of the Press!

The press corps is perfectly free

To report, if their stories suit me.

     No Buzzfeed or Post

     Press freedom is toast

I rule, Trump says chillingly.

Good Nazi soldiers

The Donald embraces Ann Coulter,

Who gives immigrant folks the cold shoulder.

     "If they're not just like us,

      Put 'em back on the bus"!

Their treatment couldn't be any colder. 

Take note, America

In Scotland with his entourage

Trump congratulated Nigel Ferage.

     The world should note

     That this British vote

Is just part of Trump's racist collage. 

See no evil...

Trump's vitriolic language offends.
He always disdains and condescends.
    He likes to talk smack,
    and minorities, attack.
But his supporters will not reprehend.

Retake on Theatre of Tragedy

From a world leader, how does this sound:

“I get more golfers from a de-valued Pound.”

     Such a comment on Brexit -

     We’ve come to expect it.

Trump’s dim and unsound words still confound.

W? B? St?

A sampling of Trump's favorite pitch:
I know words, and I'm very rich.
    With ACA I'm done,
    And I'll save you your gun,
And Lyin' Hillary is such a *itch.

Reinforcements

Trump’s finally pulled in Chairman Priebus

In hopes that he’ll quiet the tweet fuss.

Getting donors to pay

Is Reince’s forte

He’ll not likely succeed here in C-bus.

Even more descriptive, he was

Build a wall? It's hard to conceive of it. 

And when people call out Trump, gotta' love it. 

     Rep.  Filemon Vela of Texas 

     Essentially told Trump he was feckless. 

When he told him "the wall, you can shove it!"

You're fired!

Lewandowski is so yesterday

His mouth finally got in his way.

     Caputo’s kaput

     Are others afoot?

Sack the Judge?  Hey Trump, there’s no way!

Trump's Brilliant Idea

He wants to arm drinkers with guns.
This even the NRA shuns.
     It’s not clear who he’s
     thinking he’ll please
By lunacy that honestly stuns.

                        by Don Hubin

Don't believe him!!!

Trump is a masterful demagogue. 

He knows words, but he's dumb as a log. 

     "Belgium's a nice town"

     Said the bright orange clown

I'm sure he thinks Dodd-Frank is a hot dog. 

Emergency!

Emergency!  Trump wants your buck

Poor guy must be down on his luck.

     He needs 100K

     By late Saturday

To dispute ads that say he’s a schmuck.

Self-fund his campaign – there’s no way!

He’s figured out how not to pay

     Investors and such

     His workers not much

You can’t trust a word that he’ll say.

His "self-funding" will now come from you

His supporters, the tried and the true.

     His billions will stay

     In his bank tucked away

While you, loyal fans, feel the screw.

Julie C-H

Oh Canada!

If Trump's elected we'll get a wall,
And it will cost us nothing at all!
     Builders undaunted
     will keep out the unwanted.
Canada will stand free and tall.

Tom Wilson

Dead wrong again

"There's still no Muslim assimilation 

Even in second or third generation"

     Says Herr Donald Trump

     But he's such a chump

Pew Research disputes his quotation.

Unqualified

He tells us that he's good at business

But his laborer force will bear honest witness

     They'll  tell you the truth

     The man is uncouth

His ego adds to his unfitness. 

Trump's Eloquence

"I love the poorly educated!"
Trump so eloquently stated.
     He spews so much crap,
     and avoids any flap,
It feels like we're all being baited.

                    by Matt Sexton

Like being your own attorney.

I talk to myself for advice.
My own view of the facts will suffice.
     My position is forming
     About global warming.
I know that there's no melting ice.

Don't bother with facts

Where Trump gets his facts is mysterious.

He comes across as mostly delirious

     After each ugly tweet

     His mouth holds his feet

“Obama loves ISIS”… are you serious?

"Ask the Gays!"

No bigot, the Donald rates praise.

Don’t take it from him, “Ask the gays!”

     This laughable troll

     With no verbal control

Spreads everywhere bleak Trump malaise.

                                by Julie Carpenter-Hubin

Trump's Deals

Trump liked to make a deal, 
he promoted his deals with great zeal. 
     To the voters he said, 
     don't deal with Hillary, deal with me instead. 
You won't believe how good you will feel.

                                    by Gary Hart

Insult Results

There was a man named Trump, 
who kicked his opponents in the rump. 
     He like to insult, 
     it gave a good result, 
and caused his poll numbers to jump.

                         by Anonymous

Make America Hate

America once was so great;

Trump tells us it’s still not too late:
     Just build us a wall
     That’s sufficiently tall,
And thoroughly plastered with hate.

 

                                       by Steve Fink

Played

His abnormally orange complexion,

His hair—a spun sugar confection—
     We think we’re amused,
     But he’s got us confused,
And he’s playing us all to perfection.

                                                      by Steve Fink

The Tragedy for the Republican Establishment

Pity the establishment "R"s

Who for months must deal with their Czar's

    Shameful expressions,

    Yet they can't make concessions

Or announce, "He's not really ours!"

Don Hubin

Beware!

He’s got such bizarrely weird hair

That it’s hard not to snicker and stare;

     But he’s really not funny,

     And he’s got lots of money,

So look out for the Donald—Beware!

Steve Fink

(Dis)r-e-s-p-e-c-t

His last Tweet, I'd like to dismiss it.

Implying Barack was complicit. 

     Trump's trying to reason

     Obama's actions are treason.

But Trump's statements are mostly illicit. 

Full court Press

He's willing to mock a reporter,

And Buzzfeed he'd hit with a mortar. 

     He no longer will host

     The Washington Post.

Megyn Kelly, he'd like to deport her.