Emergency!

Emergency!  Trump wants your buck

Poor guy must be down on his luck.

     He needs 100K

     By late Saturday

To dispute ads that say he’s a schmuck.

Self-fund his campaign – there’s no way!

He’s figured out how not to pay

     Investors and such

     His workers not much

You can’t trust a word that he’ll say.

His "self-funding" will now come from you

His supporters, the tried and the true.

     His billions will stay

     In his bank tucked away

While you, loyal fans, feel the screw.

Julie C-H