Emergency! Trump wants your buck
Poor guy
must be down on his luck.
He needs 100K
By late Saturday
To dispute
ads that say he’s a schmuck.
Self-fund
his campaign – there’s no way!
He’s figured
out how not to pay
Investors and such
His workers not much
You can’t
trust a word that he’ll say.
His "self-funding" will now come from you
His supporters, the tried and the true.
His billions will stay
In his bank tucked away
While you, loyal fans, feel the screw.
Julie C-H