The Real Fraud

Trump calls to delay this year’s vote
Or else there’ll be fraud, is his quote.
     He fears he will lose
     This is naught but a ruse
Americans all should take note.

No poor people allowed

The Donald is mimicking Fred,

As he acts like a racist skinhead. 

     “No low income houses 

     Or minority louses.

Our suburbs will stay white instead.”

Oh Come On, Come On Immanuel

She advises we take chloroquine

Reptiles run our land, she opines.

     Cysts are caused by sex dreams

     But the worst is vaccines

And our President commends her online.

“Stella!!!”

Trump still hypes the drug with his talk.

(He must have the drug-maker’s stock.)

     “Hydroxychloroquine works!”

      He counters Fauci and Birx.

And he retweets the Demon Sperm Doc.

“Nobody likes me...”

The Donald just seems a bit grouchy,

And stands just a little more slouchy.

     He sits on his throne

     And types on his phone.

He’s still trending much lower than Fauci.

High Praise for Tiny Truth

Our AG hit the news near and far

Testifying all day – what a star!

     Won acclaim when he stated

     A rigged vote is not fated

AG Bill sets a very low Barr.

Trump's Twitter Rant

Twitter’s trending is all about me

Unfair cause it's honest, you see;

     I’m practically regal

     So it’s highly illegal

To post tweets that speak truth to me.

Honoring a Hero

John Lewis is lying in state

An honor that few people rate

     But Trump will not go

     No respect will he show

To a hero who’s brave, true, and great.

Trump the Problem Solver - by Fred Schueler

Republicans, blinded by glitter
Chose Trump as their new babysitter.
   But when problems ensnared
   He merely repaired
To his room to play with his Twitter

Corona Hits the White House Cafe

The White House has closed its café

And sent all its workers away

     I take action, you see,

     If you work close to me,

Says Donald – all others, just pray.

Old Blackwater, keep on rollin’ 🎶

To Portland they sent in the mercenaries,

This admin proves again it’s the worst of any.

      The troops are breaking the law,

      As the Wall of Moms saw.

Trump says this’ll just be the first of many.

A Sad Little Boy (In Three Parts!) by Cousteau Baer

1.
A sad little boy born in Queens
repeatedly says things obscene.
It’s not that it matters.
He’s mad as a hatter,
the product of very bad genes

2.
A sad little boy born in Queens
grew up to be petty and mean.
A sick mind contagious
and more than outrageous.
If only we had a vaccine.

3.
A sad little boy born in Queens
with a penchant for pawning his beans
Everything was for sale,
Down to the last nail
The White House? Oh yes, by all means!

His new rally

Children still gone at the border

Because of executive order.

When asked about it

He goes into a fit

And demeans the female reporter.

All in the Family

Ivanka’s a woman of means -

She designed her own brand of jeans!

     She’s providing advice

     To Daddy, how nice.

But re ethics, she doesn’t know beans.

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Blue wave!

He’s downplaying the Coronavirus cases

While arguing against renaming the bases.

The confederates take precedent

In the mind of this President

It’s time to vote Blue in all races. 

Woody Johnson - Double double entendre?

The orange buffoon was really hopin’

That he could move the British Open.

He then thought “oh goodie-

I’ll ask it of Woody”

(That’s also what he gets when he’s gropin’.)

Moms will respond

The critics point out his inaction,

And Trump then invents a distraction.

     No COVID attack,

     Or Putin pushback.

Troops to Portland is his newest reaction.

The Company He Keeps

The Donald just signaled Ghislaine

Well wishes that seem quite insane

     She abused little girls

     And paid them with pearls*

One wonders what he hopes to gain.

*The U.S. Sun, July 10, 2020

Test or Detest

The most tested man in the States

That’s how Trump says that he rates

     He’s checked out oft daily

     Says press agent Kayleigh  

But detested's a likelier fate.

JUST IGNORE HIM!

His presses you cannot believe

He lies, he rants, and deceives.

As he starts to talk, 

And continues to mock,

The press should just get up and leave.

The Genius of Trump

The President’s aced his brain test

So now all his people can rest

     Copied cubes and drew clocks

     Counted backwards – that rocks!

So cute when he’s doing his best!

Democracy on a Cliff

Democracy hangs on a cliff
As Donald declines to say if
     He’ll honor our choice
     For the preference we voice
“Have to see,” he says with a sniff.

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