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JUST IGNORE HIM!
ReplyDeleteHis presses you cannot believe
He lies, he rants, and deceives.
As he starts to talk,
And continues to mock,
The press should just get up and leave.
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ReplyDeleteA sad little boy born in Queens
repeatedly says things obscene.
It’s not that it matters.
He’s mad as a hatter,
the product of very bad genes
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A sad little boy born in Queens
grew up to be petty and mean.
A sick mind contagious
and more than outrageous.
If only we had a vaccine.
3.
A sad little boy born in Queens
with a penchant for pawning his beans
Everything was for sale,
Down to the last nail
The White House? Oh yes, by all means!