Let’s make America Q-less.
For Q-twits the truth is quite viewless.
The guff they espouse
is meant to arouse
the paranoid, unglued and clueless.Let’s make America Q-less.
For Q-twits the truth is quite viewless.
The guff they espouse
is meant to arouse
the paranoid, unglued and clueless.
“Patriots” in trucks on the street.
Flying Trump flags in a fleet.
They won’t get arrested
Like those who protested.
All approved by the man with the tweet.
Born black in this red, white and blue.
They’d beat her if ever she flew.
You only get rights
if you’re willing to fight.
That is what Harriet knew.
Ivanka says, “Find something new!”
In the middle of Covid. It’s true.
“Can’t find a new job?
You can learn how to rob.
It worked for my father. Me too!”
The feckless first daughter Ivanka
fell into Lake Minnetonka.
Like her father before
she reached for the oar
of villainous Vlad from Lubyanka.*
*Lubyanka, Russia – home of FSB HQ
Melania couldn’t care less
while telling us all to “Be best”.
This complicit lass
so oft gets a pass
because she looks good in a dress.
Don Jr. you never will rule.
Your father has made you a fool.
You want some approval?
Work for his removal.
Or you’ll spend your life as his tool.
The Trumpublican show is grotesque.
A display of pre-fascist burlesque.
Using dystopian themes
to promote his schemes
And paint a world that’s Kafkaesque.
Kellyanne, you are a Creature.
Decency? You’ll never reach her.
Crawl back under your rock
and get off of our clock.
Life’s better without you in feature.
People, be patient and strong
with the Trumpian carnage of song.
For this Cheater in Chief,
the liar and thief,
comeuppance will come before long!
To whatever Trump says they’ll conform.
It seems it’s the current party norm.
They won’t state positions
Or policy decisions.
So the GOP has no new platform.
“He’s a liar,” says Judge Maryanne Barry
In a taped conversation with Mary.
“SATs taken by Shapiro,”
Was heard on the audio.
This should be part of his political obituary.
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Tucker and I share a last name,
But our view of the world’s not the same.
He’s a race-baiter
And sexist hater.
Distorting “Kamala” was his aim.
The Donald comes out and promotes
The size of the flotilla of boats.
“It’s yuge!” he brags
That group with the flags.
But it amounts to only dozens of votes.
You’ll get cancer from using wind-power,
And there’s not enough force in your shower.
That orange-faced fool
Will change each EPA rule.
He gets more dangerous each passing hour.
Poor Trump is afraid of the ticket
Biden-Harris, we are sure to pick it
He’ll use all his big words
Nasty fake and absurd
In the end though just whimpers and crickets
(Jeanne Bernhard)
Their false claims are meant just to scare us,
But actually they should be embarrassed.
Invade the suburbs?
We’re not disturbed.
‘Cause our side has Kamala Harris.
Trump slowing the delivery of mail
Should be his coffin’s last nail.
How many times
Must we witness his crimes?
He and his family should all be in jail.
He’s proven to be such a dork,
This “business tycoon” from New York.
He dines on his steak
While we commoners eat cake
And his cronies share barrels of pork.
When pressed about more people dying,
Trump continued his delusional lying.
A key phrase of his,
“It is what it is.”
His lack of empathy - horrifying.
Listen to the discussion with Swan,
And you’ll know that Trump is a moron.
He instructed his staff
To put cases on graphs.
That idiot just needs to be gone.
John skipped
my inauguration
An act that
deserves condemnation.
For Blacks,
I’ve done more
Than any
other for sure!
And my
tantrums deserve an ovation.
The crowds that come see me are huge;
A mix of pal, crony and stooge.
I’ve so many friends
They come by the tens!
The arenas are filled – a deluge!
He gave to his aides the direction -
“I want to prolong the election.”
So they brought him Cialis
To enlarge his phallus.
Took four hours to make a correction.