Thank God For A President Who Can Focus on the Important Issues and Will Fight For The Right Showerhead Water Volume...Seriously [1]

Showerheads should have increased flow -
Current limits simply must go!
     His hair matters more
     Than environs for sure;
Which the DoE clearly should know.

Footnote (required, as this is too absurd to otherwise be believed):  

[1] https://news.yahoo.com/us-calls-shower-rules-eased-063856042.html