Our current Vee Pee is Mike Pense
And he seems like a guy of good sense.
     But his heart is so cold
     And he does what he’s told
Like cooping up kids with a fence.

Of course there’s always Mitt Romney
To turn our cacophony to harmony.
     But he’s too high and mighty
     Not right for a fight, he
Can’t help erase the ignominy.

ANON